Sunday, January 9, 2011
thought that after so many weird posts, i should put something interesting up.
something funny and entertaining.
so the following are some facebook likes that i've stolen.
:D
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my ass
Baby, baby, baby ooh!"
Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mom: Oh thank goodness.
Kid: "Dad, is GOD black or white?" Dad: "Maybe both.
Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is God a man, or a woman?"
Dad: "Maybe both."
Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is GOD Micheal Jackson?"
Smarter brother: "Mom, I got an A+ in Calculus!" Mom: "Wow, good job!"
Dumber brother: "Mom, I got a B on my math test!" Mom: "OMG WHAT!?! HERE'S $100, WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER TO CELEBRATE."
Bruno Mars closes his eyes, he sees his name in shining light. Justin Bieber closes his eyes, he sees a better day. i close my eyes, i see darkness. :(((
It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test.
every teenager has the same life: hours every night on facebook and five minutes on the homework project you were given a month ago. Don't deny it.
If I was stuck in a room with Justin Bieber and my worst enemy with a gun with two bullets in my hand i'd shoot Justin Bieber twice ☺
Lyrics of the song YMCA that everyone knows.
99%: Y-M-C-A.
1%: The whole song.
Read each sentence:
This is this cat. This is is cat.This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is 40 cat. This is seconds cat. Now read every third word in each sentence :)
you know you are a normal teen if:
1)you have a facebook
2)you own a cellphone
4)you are wasting your time reading this
5)you didn't realize there was no #3
7)you checked to see if there wasn't a #3
8)O: where's 6?
9)you are smiling now
*Mom Calls Your Name*
Yeah? *silence*
Yeah! *silence*
YEAH?!!?!!?! *silence*
Wtf...*sighs and gets up to go see what she wanted*
Taio Cruz wrote dynamite, Katy Perry wrote firework, Bruno Mars wrote grenade, I bet Ke$ha is going to write nuclear bomb soon.
How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM.
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N _S
5. S_X
Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. SIX. You got all 6 wrong, didn't you?You dirty minded freak!
enjoy, lol