Monday, December 7, 2009
the word of the day - freak.
whilst we discovered some freaks, unintentionaly and unknowingly, we ourselves became one. what an irony for freaks to call others freaks, lol.
first thing today, we, ok not we, but i was going to alight at an interchange and apparently a family of three were forming a deadlock roadblock directly in front of me in a train transit. politely, and supposedly so, i said "qing jie guo". and to my horror, they daoed me. i attempted once more with an "excuse me" and immediately it seemed as though a red carpet was rolled out ahead, welcoming me out of the Persian Gulf. See? taiwaneses' english are so good they dont understand mandarin anymore.
then, i reached ximen stop.
there were a couple of bizarre/intriguing encounters.
No. 1: we met this guy from an arts/design university who proposed a trade, but i must admit the designs that they'd come up with were rather good, though not best. bought a freakish camera pouch from him before heading off for meesua again. then we proceeded to have portugese tarts at KFC. truthfully, these tarts are nice, and they should seriously export this concept into singapore. it would be a great sale back home.
No. 2: upon the departure from kentucky, we bumped into a molester. to be more exact, a visual rapist. he raped our eyes real bad and hard. he was only in his black tight boxers briefs. i repeat, ONLY. he was conducting a survey of which the 1st question was "how's my muscles" and another "how stylish am i". now, my vocab shall come in to describe this rapist for a better answer to the survey.
Picture lu guang zhong in your mind, then thin his specs by 40% before puffing up his hair by 30%. his body is rather slim, sinfully fair, with no muscular definitions at all and wearing a hip-cut tight boxer briefs. no offense, but though it's tight, his possessions arent really noticeable, perhaps it retracted in this temperature, lol. naked in 20 degrees C, crazy. i got this sudden drive to ask for a group shot with him, glad i didnt, lol.
No. 3: there was this blind erhu player busking in the middle of nowhere. he is really really good. on par with our erhu teacher, if not better. standing on an appreciative side casting a sight on my fellow instrumental counterpart, i tossed a NT50(divide by 22.5) into his bin.
No. 4: to all earthlings, we uncovered a jeans' street sellings them at NT390 per pair. bought three colourful slims for about S$50. lol. i felt motivated after that and finally met something so cool and stylish i bought it regardless of price. woots. didnt catch any cute bags though :(
No. 5: we all know what obasans are. how about an ojisan? lol. he was standing on a ventilation-generator's platform, probably a metre taller than an average being, listening to his MP3 while swaying to the rhythm...like a retard, lol. worse still, some obasan in leopard prints joined him. lol. ultimate AA.
and, we really suck at bargaining, lol. but being with gerald and leslie is really fun. ultimate fun, lol. it's the best day so far, and time flies today. we just spent close to 10hours shopping and slacking together :) dinner was ultimatum. hotpot~ really nice with its even nicer price-tag. loves it, though not lots lots. going ktv next week i think, yays. heard it's S$5 here :) hope for the same temperature tomorrow. it's damn nice today :)
cya all and have fun :)