Thursday, September 4, 2008
3 words, " I AM DYING!!!!!"
we were talking about falling sick yesterday, and today i am inflicted upon a virus that seems as deadly as sars...
more clues for you -- no matter how much you prevent yourself from virus/bacteria, this illness is inevitable....
the last clue, this illness deprives you of your marvelous sleep and make you all wobbly, uncomfortable, vulgar and pissed off...
diarrhoea
i wonder if it's just me or what coz i havent asked anyone if the same experience happened to them...
since 11.30pm till now, 6.45am in the hell of the dawn...
i have totally 'shitted' (if there's such a word) 5 times, and i can tell you that the shape, amount and aroma of the excreted materials differ at any one time...
so now, the deprived-of-sleep guy is in front of the 19" screen blogging to kill more time -- before the devil, in me, strikes again....
i am enjoying my yakult -- hopefully it sends everything out of that hole more efficiently....
ok, that inconsistent, voluntary, uncomfortable and spastic, sometimes spasmic, contraction of the muscles at the rectus (refer to bio textbook) is diminishing -- YAY~
that's what happen when you mix all the food in your gut and dont drink enough water...
a piece of advice -- NOT ALL BACTERIA CAN BE DEGRADED BY THE pH 1 HCl IN YOUR STOMACH SO, ( i couldnt continue this sentence coz i'd forgotten what to say, seriously =='')
ok, i havent even wished koknam that meaningful, loving and wonderful sentence yet (on my blog)...
SO AFTER ALL THESE EXPLANATIONS ON MY BOWELS...
HAPPY DAPPY SAPPY PAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FOREVER DISGUSTING, ULTIMATELY STRAIGHTFORWARD, AND SLOW, AND SMALL-HANDS GUY :P
enough of wishes, so i just hope that you will become better at everything, especially the 4 points stated above, in red :D
so now, let me try and fall asleep ok?
i am multitasking, so this blog post took a hefty 15 minutes...
so, yep, byes~
thanks zm of the hana yori danyo
:D
good lucks all :D