Monday, March 31, 2008
well..
i think i should proceed with the events recorded in my phone...
so as not to spoil the pissness and happiness felt throughout the day :D
1st things 1st...
i woke up at quite a right time..
only that i had a freaky and nonsensical dream that seemed to have lasted soooo long...
and trust me, it felt DAMN REAL...
and i couldn help but TRIED HARD to recall what happened in the dream...
and i recorded it down IMMEDIATELY on the phone...
less i completely forget about it...
it happens to me most of the time...
SO...
THE DREAM GOES THIS WAY :D
somehow...this way..
coz i'd forgot some details and things like that :D
i woke up early in the morning and took a close look of myself in the mirror...
I DIDN SEE A MONSTER =="
but something more horrifying..
I GOT A FREAKING NOOONG MOUSTACHE THAT ONLY APPEARS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE!!!
AHHHHHH!
that nong nong moustache was about 5cm long...
AT LEAST!!!
omg?!
and i cut it off with a pair of scissors before shaving it off...
coz how do you practically shave a 5cm nong moustache?
it will be trapped in the shaver and produce that ZNG ZNG sound :P
then after that...
THINGS WENT CRAZY...
somehow...
i landed in the hospital..
but i wasn the one who's sick...
i didn remember who was sick...
but i only knew that somehow...
i ran and ran and ran...
and somehow...
landed up in a office-like place...
i was PRACTICALLY PANTING..
VERY REAL..
and found out that its sort of like the optician's room or something like that...
and this nurse/doctor was explaining to me about some lens thingy...
and showed me an operation on it...
AND THE OPERATION IS DAMN GROSS CAN?
AND ITS TOTALLY NO SENSE...
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?
"we tilt the lens in cover it back and after that you will have "new" eyes"...
i was like WHAT?!
and i ACTUALLY ANSWERED "YES" to the operation!!!
and i felt the whole thing...
WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC!!!
omg?!
she practically used a "mini-medicinal-stool" thingy and scrape my lens off...
and i can feel that the pupil is really holey and empty in the middle XD
its super gross..
but it isnt pain...
then...she pasted the lens back..
she basically just lifted the lens and put it back...
and somehow...
I RAN AND RAN AND RAN TO SOMEHOW AGAIN!!!
FREAKING HELL!
I AM TIRED OK?!
then...
i can feel that the lens are like falling off...
and i am DAMN STUPID!!
i went to push the lens upwards...
so i wont fall...
and it works!?!?
i was WOWED!!!!!!
then...
somehow..
i got onto a car...
AND I WAS DRIVING IT!!!
ITS DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN COOL CAN?!
ITS SUPER REAL ALSO!!
AND I AM SUPER SUPER SCARED!
AND I WENT TO THIS CARPARK THAT IS LIKE 15STOREYS HIGH?!
THIS ISNT THE 1ST TIME I SEE THIS CARPARK IN MY DREAMS...
and the carpark was quite empty...
and somehow..
i see that ex-nas student NOW, MR LEONG parking his car in the 3rd-floor i guess?!
WHATS HIM DOING IN MY DREAMS?
whatever...
its just totally a new experience having this dream...
i am totally amazed by it and fascinated by it for it to happen again!
GOSH!!!
ok...
i went to school...
and my headache came back again...
it must be the medicine...
and the fact that canteen is all stuffy makes it worse...
someone mentioned early dismissal for recess...
and next..
we had some GROOMING CHECK that lasted till 9.35am...
SUCKERS...
at least i was super glad that i wasn caught :P
ok..and i found myself stoning when berlinda was sharing her oral conversation during english lesson...
I TOTALLY COULDN HEAR HER!!!
ok...
after that...
there was this relief teacher that came to conduct the chem test...
SHE WORE BLACK STOCKINGS!!!
ITS SUPER FUNNY!!!
40++++ YO ALREADY STILL WEAR STOCKINGS!!!
BLACK SOMEMORE?!
SEXY SIA!!!
lols...
i didn study anything at all...
and all the tests seemed to be fine to me :D
lols...
zm was playing djmax with her index and middle finger during recess!!!
IT WAS SUPER FUNNY!!!
STILL LOSE!!!
LOLS!
oh ya...
and during chinese lesson...
SALLY TOLD BERLINDA TO SCRAM AND GET LOST!!!
THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY CAN?!
some things will be mentioned in the next post coz for some reason...
i am freaking tired :D
soooo...
byes :D