Monday, July 30, 2007
lol...todae must be e day of everyones life bah...
coz everyone super ganchiong todae..
partly due to e irritating ss test this morning...
but even worse is e scary and paralysing spray of bad events coming up next Xd
lol early in e morning go back class is ss test le...
seriously no mood to do lor...
den dunno if got answer question anot...
but dun really gif it a damn lor...
coz i noe my ss always fail de...
if she teach me until i pass with flying colours...
i will go around saying she is e most effective teacher eva...
after that coach luke come in...
coz mrs koh not here todae, he talked alot bout his personal tings...
and i knew he wished to share...
juz tat mrs koh der so he cannot say out so freely liddat...
or mrs koh may fall in love with him :P
lol joking la :)
aiyo...
dun believe that he could haf had a hard life lor..
seem so carefree :)
got car got house at such a young age... not bad wor...
infact, muz be beri good lor
i beri beri jealous >:(
den during recess...
zhihui sae alot of boys todae got new hair cut...
all lik kiwi...
aiyo...
u tink we lik to look lik kiwi meh?
e other people after e cut become lik mushroom or mangosteen lor...
so which one beta?
got a beri pissed lesson for a maths lor...
1st time cannot get wat teacher is teaching after 1hr...
i was lik so pissed la...
zzz...
cannot take it lor Xd
hope can get beta score for a maths bah ...
coz i lik maths and science alot...
so if i dun get nice results for these...
i feel super sad de...
but i tell myself cannot study too hard...
look lik nerd but cannot be one...
if not my life=no life
now, let me define meaning of 'no life'
firstly...
class stand...greet...sit down...
ok, welcome to qihao sparstic lesson 2
todae we are going to learn e definition of 'no life'
turn to pg 1547 of qihao irrelevant bullshit workbook and try doing e questions
1 point - often 2 points - sometimes 3 points - rarely 4 points - never
1. How often do u watch tv?
2. Do u gossip?
3. Do u always sleep or slack?
4. Do u go out for gatherings often?
5. Is ur life NOT about studying all e time?
5 - 7 points means u have life :)
8 - 12 points somehow haf a life bah =/
13 - 16 points ur life is rather boring ah...quite meaningless
17 - 20 points ... no cure liao... u noe got 40 storey hdb flat in bishan? maybe u wan go der...
i belive u all haf understood e meaning of 'no life'
so i shall end my lesson and continue to blog...
during assembly, it was e GROOMING CHECK!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
e girls who sae we look lik kiwis...
u noe wat?
u gals look lik a combed rambutan :P
all so tied-up...
1st time i ngee ann history lol..
for sure tmr not liddat de lor...
i tink tmr oso will haf another grooming check....
haiz....
wats e purpose?
to cut people hair on e spot?
a bit too extreme ah?
out of 500 people...
at least got 75 people get their hair trimmed...
and out of all e people...
none are gals...
tis is wat i call biasedness :)
gals are always e bigest...
dun tink sick but i hate em for discriminating guys lor...
so guys' hair not valuable so can anyhow cut?
zzz
wat a sad life
at least i was not caught...
look at mr teo cut fringe...
zzz become lik mushroom lor...
summore back haven touch collar oso must cut till high high...
ewwww...
and all e hair drop on floor...
so disgusting...
maybe got dandruff lor...
aiyo...
todae is juz soooooo not my day lor
so cya for a beta tmr :)
§hªk£§p£ªr£说：“成功的骗子， 不必再说谎以求生， 因为被骗的人，全成为他的拥护者 ，我再说什么也是枉然。”
Friday, July 27, 2007
once again
e day is saved
thx to e guides...
lol u noe y?
coz they march liddat...we tot it was quite funny...
'love,love,love right love'
left replaced by love =/
we heard tat in e classroom...
not when we practicing...
is when we havin break :)
koknam,dion and me were preparing for 2 juniors bdae :)
HaPpY B'dAe KiN wEe AnD wEi BiN !
haha...
but kin wee super spoiler lor...
when we ask him come to celebrate he go liao...
we noe he go lesson... but his bdae mah...
cannot stay 5 min longer?
zzz
and e super exciting ting is tat....
we nvr buy serviettes for e cake lor...
guess wat i suggested?
a kind of paper tat u use everyday in e toilet...
and they really bring up toilet paper lor...
we swear we not going to eat it...
see kok nam prepare e paper...
i wanna vomit le xd
when we ask all e juniors to come in...
they all dun dare lor
coz they all got beri beri freaked out from celeste bdae :)
in e end nth happen lor...
~to e other juniors :)
wei bin haven eat yet
so we ask him come in lor...
and we demand him to eat with his hand
we sound lik big bullies lor but actually we dun wan him to eat with toiletries :)
celeste came in at e right time :)
she is not tat mad todae but still 50% looney and 49% deranged
stand beside weibin
and *pooooof*
he became kokocrunch :)
e cream was super nice:)
especially on his head...
lol and after that we tell him riddle
asking him wat he tink e serviette is...
riddle goes lik tis : '每天用的日常用品，也很靠近月亮。'
lol... and he 1st ting he guess is 3 of us...
3 of us is sumting he use everyday?
wat he take us for?
toys ah? zzz
finally we all got fed up and tell him it was toilet paper
and none of e other juniors noe tat :)
we intending to tell em tmr during dazu
so tat they can vomit tmr not todae :)
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
these few daes haf been beri sickenin xdusually coz of things around me lor...
this time oso liddat...
der was tis guy in our class... dun wanna state name :)
he was bein a freak trying to be so cool lor
but seriously speaking, freak is a word toooooo nice for him le
sumting lik ......................( fill in e blanks--2marks ) bah lol no offence
lol...
do i sound bad? i dun tink so lor... :P
anyways he was not happy with a few gal classmates in class lor
and he trashed it all out in his actions
wtf la...
a boy wanna initiate quarrel with a gal?
wat a loooooser ==
lol and he used personal attacks? so wat if his ang-moh his good?
using it for wrong purposes is lik a way loser ting to do lor
zzz and he feels he could sing? during recess sing his WHOLE HEART OUT?
lol? i was so pissed i rather listen to ppl farting loudly
wow... and amazingly, he got frens wor! CLAPS CLAPS!!!
he is lik e ultimate failure in e passable test? w8 a min... he didn qualify for e test?
enuf of him le... summore and i cannot eat dinner le...
recently... teacher show us e operation of a smartboard :)
and i muz sae e board damn smart lor :)
board is even smarter den teachers? maybe bah o0
anyways... everything on e board is sensor de lor :) and mr chee use it beri cutely lor
tell us how to use :)
double-tap = next slide and tap & tap left= prev slide
omg... so cool la... and msm ashikin gonna use it soon lor
cannot imagine how she goin to use it lor
shes a fun and nice teacher...and e way she gonna use it must be funny too :)
lols sumtimes i tink... we may not haf everything in e world...
but tink carefully... as long as u feel e world has u in it... u will be a jovial person :)
and tats y i am so emo...coz i feel i m outcasted T_T
next topic: passable test
lol jeremy,chankai,dion and me do a survey ytd
while gossipin about ....................... guy ( fill in e blanks--2marks )
and we lik so shocked to find out our class only got 50+% pple pass e passable test?
rest all passed e failable test!
omg...does tat make us e practical 3r1 class?
we must do sumting to save e world from e monstrous and scary practical 3r1 class!!!
they use their books and stockings to attack all innocent citizens in e world!
sry ah... but i tink i bein a little looney and deranged all of a sudden
i shall explain e meaning of looney and deranged :)
from qihao's sparstic theory pg 964, looney refers to e disfunctioning of e right brain
and deranged means tat ur left brain is malfunctioning
& from qihao's irrelevant science applications theory book pg 1011, it stated tat sumone who is looney and deranged is considered a monster derived from a tree and a bridge.
in short, it refers to woodbridge or 木桥
ur 木桥teacher is experiencing sum problems now...
so i shall end e lesson for e day...
ok class.. u haf learnt about a BAD GUY, SMART BOARD, PASSABLE TEST
and last but not least, e meaning of LOONEY AND DERANGED :)
hope u haf a wonderful day in ur hostel studying about sparstic theories :)
now move to 木桥hostel to haf ur rest :)
good nite :)
§hªk£§p£ªr£说：“成功的骗子， 不必再说谎以求生， 因为被骗的人，全成为他的拥护者 ，我再说什么也是枉然。”
Friday, July 13, 2007
a long long day for me lor...but i must sae sumting beri important 1st :)
HaPpY B'dAe CeLeSte !
lol haha friday e 13 her bdae lor...
and she beri 可怜 during cca lor...
coz every year, is tradition to play will b'dae boy/gal de...
so todae guessed wad they bought to bully her?
lol it is strawberry flavoured cream lor ;)
haha when i sae tat i was lik OMG?
coz nvr go so far b4 lor... last year celeste bdae is play with flour :)
it was so fun lor :) and at least is easily cleanable :)
haha.. i was smsing her when she come down with lee chuang and soon she was pelted with snow :)
the ear, and worse is e hair lor ... omg la
she went to wash immediately but is beri oily and disgusting lor Xd
lucky i nvr kenna lor haha
eeeeew
den we go to classroom for cake lor
den we sang song :) and i was plotting sumthing beri bad lor
i actioned her to cut and spank it on dion's head
lol den dion dunno y 羊入虎口 he come stand in front of me... and is quite at e back lor
haha den i ask him y he stand der he sae he beri scared lor
coz celeste sae she wan revenge lor ;] muahahahaha
den sing le den cut small piece lor
but she cut beri long...
i scared dion run away coz all e junior hinting him got sth terrible gonna happen lor
i no choice lor and grabbed him hard
he struggle but cannot run away so celeste still walk slowly towards us lik a mad woman :)
she wanked e cake into dion's head lor...
den dion sae i traitor he headbutt me lor
and tat y my shirt so dirty if not i beri clean de lor
haha
den we all started playing cake lor :)
play with kok nam,dion,celeste lor
haha we really take with hand and go around wiping juniors face with e tiramisu flavoured stuff
lol den celeste wan take revenge on me she take junior bottle to spray me
u noe wat?
heavens on my side lor
coz inside no more water den she look lik so pissed but she nvr do anyting to me after tat lor
hahaz den she wanted to go bully joel
den we blindly follow e bdae gal lor help her make wish come true
we go into cd shelter and joel noe wat gonna happen so he dun wanna come out (junior sae one)
den we barged in and den calmly help him apply facial ;)
lol den e bad ting is we nidda clean up lor
and beta no cockroach ar if not ltr tmr i nid clean up Xd
hahaz den we lik still nvr eat e cake at all lor...
but nvm la we all had fun le ok liao lor
and tmr koknam,celeste,zm got performance at CS der from 12 to 1.30 lor got time den go appreciate their nice music :)
after tat i earlier go back by 30min and i dun wanna talk about e tings after tat le lor
haha
coz got secret mah...
lolz
from here i end e whole ting up
§hªk£§p£ªr£说：“成功的骗子， 不必再说谎以求生， 因为被骗的人，全成为他的拥护者 ，我再说什么也是枉然。”
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
lol hihinvr post in 2 week again...
u should noe y lor...
everyday lik no time liddat
even got time is either got outing or do hw...
life is becomin lik a pile of... u noe wat la..
haiz...
todae got home bout 6.30pm lor...
actually by rite should be 3.30 de...
lolz coz of meeting and den liddat lor...
sumtimes i wonder...
do so many tings worth it ornot...
as in r u recognised for it...
and can other pple do e same or even beta...
make me beri depressed...
haiz...
ok ok i start on e topic...
throughout 2 weeks, got alot tings happen
most should be happy de bah :)
most happy de is *drum roll*
i no nid sit beside e guai gal le!
Yahoo~
haha i may sound bad but u noe wat, i not liddat de lor...
i m even badder!
when mrs koh sae i change to back...
i was lik smiling and laughing all long :) :) :)
lol and den gy they all oso sae me smile too big le... o0
wahh den i change to beside zhihui lor...
we lik so emo... nvr talk de oso dunno wat to talk about la... lol
anyways after tat i lived happily ever after til now; in class :)
next ting :)
y i type :) when it was supposed to be :( or :'( ?
lol... next week, from monday onwards, got alot tings do...
all is sc stuff... got dialouge with mr chua and got distinguished guests coming...
and much more private matters...
waaa actually i dun feel much stress lor even though i got 3 tests next week...
got experienced 1 time stress in my life, i think?
is last year tat time, cannot finish study science when tmr is sa2, so i panic lor...
tink tat is stress bah... :) isit?
lol timetable so packed but nvm lor...
coz its for e well-being of me
LOL~
cant believe i said tat :P actually not liddat la...
i join all these coz i tot beri fun de and can get to noe more ppl and work beta...
results is got la...
but noe lik seriously no time lor..
T_T
ohya... and u noe wat?
mrs koh talk about e pencil case incident le lor...
haiz.... come in only scold us... and den sae is we do one...
i tink is beri unfair lor... coz i dun tink anyone in class will do such a ting de...
when we in tat classroom, alot pple can come in durin intervals and recess lor...
and she push all e blame to us...
make all of us stare blurly at her...
super unfair lor though i felt beri sad for e victim...
and she sae e guy who did tat got accomplice?
how she noe? guess bah... but seriously our class wun liddat one
coz if liddat my pencil case sure 1st one disappear de lor :P
haiz... may e guilty one go confess dun make her so fed up with our class la...
if u nvr go confess den u can go to ___ la!....ummm.... u noe la.... tat place...
lol... fill in e blanks lor
mr chee he told us got india trip... and who is interested den tell e ones go take form...
actually is sae lik one group of us go together as exposure de lor...
but now all cannot ah? den look at ppl who goin... i no mood le lor... no wan go le...
haha at new delhi got disease ah?
i seriously dunno lor coz othe ppl lik beri concern e disease der...
haha wat disease?
i heard tat dengue strain 2 come from der...
lol all e students going on e trip dun bring back e virus ah ok?
look lik tis year no nid go le lor....
den next year o level no allow go de...
haiz...
whole life haven take airplane T_T
actually i got take airplane before :)
is i bluff u all de... :)
i take before paper airplane and toy airplane ;)
see? u all got bluff le...
lame rite? me bai ka now:)
ok lor i blog till here la :) cya all sooner or later :)
most prob e latter la ;P